Michelle and the Tinder Dating Monologue
Michelle: There will be no more online dating! I am going to read, hang out with trees, and talk to dogs! I’m just gonna say, “Hey pal I can’t meet up with you! Good luck with dating, It’s never gonna happen! Good luck with your Swedish girlfriend that I found on Bumble!!!
“I just can’t imagine! They went deep sea fishing and everything and he is still talking it up to me on Tinder!”
I did learn that the hottest guys go to the gym on Saturdays! I was actually astonished, I thought it would be all women! I’m in a curious mood today. You know I did all the research. Thirty to forty percent of those on Tinder are in relationships already. Ridiculous stat!